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neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

(via sweetapplestrider)

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iamvishnu:

hipsterloli:



no matter whether you read this left-to-right or top-to-bottom, it’s still gold

iamvishnu:

hipsterloli:

no matter whether you read this left-to-right or top-to-bottom, it’s still gold

(via resident-shota)

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thebowerstudio:

We’ve had a lot of requests for different crystal varieties and now they’re here! In addition to our best selling Amethyst Crystal Soap, you can now choose from four additional crystal types: Citrine, Dioptase, Smoky Quartz, and Rose Quartz. Each one has its own unique fragrance too.
They’re all available on our website as well as Etsy and Storenvy.

thebowerstudio:

We’ve had a lot of requests for different crystal varieties and now they’re here! In addition to our best selling Amethyst Crystal Soap, you can now choose from four additional crystal types: Citrine, Dioptase, Smoky Quartz, and Rose Quartz. Each one has its own unique fragrance too.

They’re all available on our website as well as Etsy and Storenvy.

(via aphromano)

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mikeinelart:

Fan animation of The Amazing World of Gumball. (Episode: Halloween)
Audio was taken from the actual episode from Cartoon Network.

(via darlingjasper)

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3 hours ago

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via darlingjasper)

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3 hours ago

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via calibornsmainsqueeze)

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paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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(via nalayzrz)

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3 hours ago

twinkgami:

oh my goD I was walking past this group of really big security guards and they looked really tough and I hear one of them go “eyy man you should watch angel beats, its an anime”

(via sweetapplestrider)

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marshona:

mayorleilalovesyou:

iWAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS POST

FIRST EVER ACNL POST I REMEMBER

(Source: kanayastrider, via nalayzrz)

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equestrianchicpoverty:

equestrianchicpoverty:

gallop-to-heaven:

coloradocowgirlforchrist:

IT’S TRANSPARENT.

everyone needs Spirit on their blog.

every time someone reblogs this you see that notification in the corner with a tiny galloping spirit so pls keep it up guyz

makin a herd on my blog no shame

equestrianchicpoverty:

equestrianchicpoverty:

gallop-to-heaven:

coloradocowgirlforchrist:

IT’S TRANSPARENT.

everyone needs Spirit on their blog.

every time someone reblogs this you see that notification in the corner with a tiny galloping spirit so pls keep it up guyz

makin a herd on my blog no shame

(Source: immyequine, via princeofcuddles)

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3 hours ago
sexbangs:

mark is literally the nicest human being on the fucking planet i will physically fight you

sexbangs:

mark is literally the nicest human being on the fucking planet i will physically fight you

(via subjuggulation)

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